Think this is good

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor
the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you
might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the
mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that
they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on
10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said
"I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50%
and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not
feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you
if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the
doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a
thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got
home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

i didnt get that to start with but when i got it i giggled a lot.

that's good

heres another: a women was in a bath, she heard a knock at the bathroom door. she said who is it, the voice answered its the blind man can i come in. well she thought well if hes blind he cant see me so she said ok. the blind man opened the door and said, ohh lovely boobs, where do u want me to hang the blind?

i heard that from vicar of dibley its a good one that

yeh thats where i remembered that joke from.

I love that programme

hello Friend !
I think 1994 is really nice joke and i will say thanks
to all for this type of forum it is so nice jos .

ok????

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aradana.

Thank you